… and then the decree of the staff uniforms was proclaimed by Aaron. The universal excitement was somewhat hosed down by Tim.

‘We are so not having uniforms’ Tim frowned.

‘Are you mad? Seriously? Why wouldn’t you want a uniform?’ Aaron quipped.

‘You don’t understand’ cried Tim. ‘Before I go to sleep I lie in bed and think about what I’m going to wear the next day!’

As Aaron is always considerate of others, he pondered Tim’s dilemma.

‘Well, we can have a different uniform for each day of the week. That way you can still think of what to wear the next day’ …

…Tim is still not meeting his uniform KPI.